Collin Sledge

Golden Ticket

Watch Collin Sledge's Kill Tony episode 761 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.35 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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- Okay, thank you.

[Bit 1]

You know, so God gave us two ears and one mouth

'cause we're supposed to listen twice as much as we talk.

But he also gave us ten fingers, so we're supposed to be finger-blasting like all the time.

Okay.

[Bit 2]

I always tell girls, "You should never fake an orgasm with me."

You know.

'Cause I don't care.

[Bit 3]

I found out women are supposed to pee after sex

to prevent a UTI every time,

but I always tell them,

just to be safe, you should pee during sex.

So I'm into that, hell yeah.

My parents are here, by the way.

Can I?

Can I do one more joke?

Okay.

[Bit 4]

My girlfriend says I don't make enough eye contact

during sex and it's not even true,

I make a lot of eye contact during sex.

It's just with myself in the mirror.

Not in like a narcissistic way.

I just like to pretend I'm getting cucked by my evil twin.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupYou know, so God gave us two ears and one mouth

setup'cause we're supposed to listen twice as much as we talk.

punchlineBut he also gave us ten fingers, so we're supposed to be finger-blasting like all the time.