City of Sur, Scrooster, Texas, how we feeling tonight?
God damn, just in time for rodeo season.
Favorite time of the year.
[Bit 1]
Best thing I love about that goddamn rodeo is them big fat black women and them goddamn
jeans and jean shorts just throwing ass to our lord and savior George Strait.
You ain't lived till you seen somebody pop their pussy to Amarillo by morning, I tell
[Bit 2]
And you got them catafor tortoise, them big ass category for a tortoise walk around them
Miguel, barbeque stains on it.
Looking like a feral dog looking for a goddamn slice of brisket.
[Bit 3]
I had piss drunk out there last night and shacked up with this creature, you know.
I said, "Where you from, baby?"
I'm from the bayou, Louisiana bayou.
I said, "Fucking Buffalo bayou,
that's where you're from, you're from fucking..."
But there I am in the back of the Ford Focus, okay?
Gut in that pig and fucking Lot C, all right?
And she goes, "Baby, you gonna make this pussy fought?"
He said, "You gonna make this pussy fought?"
I said, "Keep your fucking voice down. Keep your voice down."
I said, "What are you asking me?" She goes, "You gonna make this pussy a ship?"
I text my mom, I said, "Hey, I met the Houston Live Shark Soul Roadie. I need you to come get me real quick.
You're gonna have to come get me. Hey, security man, you ever made a pussy fart?"
Strong and silent type, I like that.
"Sachifone, you ever made that pussy fart?"
Did you need to say doctor for that?
Michael Gonzalez, you ever had a pussy fart?
What that sound like, boy?
Michael Gonzalez, ladies and gentlemen, my name's Michael Laz-
