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KT #761 (HOUSTON) - ADAM RAY + KIM CONGDON

2026-03-24

Enrique Chacon

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Watch Enrique Chacon's Kill Tony episode 761 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.66 tag density·6 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.30 punch density·0.75 tag density

Houston, Texas, how the fuck we feeling tonight?

[Bit 1]

This is looking like a racist Lakewood Church, bro.

What the fuck?

[Bit 2]

I heard that ICE is killing white people now, man.

What's up with that?

You're telling me I can't even hide

inside a Lulu lemon anymore?

[Bit 3]

My girlfriend, when I met her,

she was way out of my league,

so I found out everything I could about her, man.

I found out that she was really into animal rescue.

So 2019, fuck it, bro.

Rescue 34 cats, bro.

Fuck it.

Sometimes you have to save the kitty to eat the kitty.

That's what I was doing.

You can say I was in heat too, man.

[Bit 4]

Anyways, I have an Australian cattle dog,

a blue healer at home.

I like to use that dog for small talk with older white guys.

I like a tractor supply.

I tell them I have a blue healer and they're like,

"Oh, my granddaddy had a blue heeler."

That's a very intelligent dog.

That's a very hard-working dog.

- We have a beautiful moment,

and suddenly they remember that their granddaddy

wouldn't like him talking to me,

and that's the end of the conversation.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

punchlineThis is looking like a racist Lakewood Church, bro.

tagWhat the fuck?