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2017-05-23

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Watch Aphrodite's Kill Tony episode 195 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.17 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.17 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

Some of y'all like those ain't nothing to black church.

I can look at you right now and tell you,

I've been in black church, right?

Right?

I'm gonna give you a little something.

A little something.

You know why I was hoeing?

You can't be hoeing and serving the Lord

if you say he's not.

You gotta give him a hand on that.

- Amen.

- I say you can't hoe a lot and plead me in Jesus.

You understand what I'm saying?

You can't be touching yourself.

You can't be thinking about none of that stuff.

You know, you are no sex allowed in church.

That's why everybody's fucking in church

'cause no sex is allowed.

You understand what I'm thinking?

You know they be touching themselves

and touching the little children?

Damn.

- Oh my God.

- I thought I'd break somebody.

Good thing I ain't got no children, you know?

[Bit 2]

Y'all might be wondering about the outfit I got on.

This is called go straight to hell outfit,

but in my mouth.

Straight to hell.

They don't lie on this ass be showing to church.

Pray, go in the morning.

Oh.

She got mad after dating.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupSome of y'all like those ain't nothing to black church.

setupI can look at you right now and tell you,

setupI've been in black church, right?

setupYou know why I was hoeing?

setupYou can't be hoeing and serving the Lord

setupif you say he's not.

setupYou gotta give him a hand on that.

setup- I say you can't hoe a lot and plead me in Jesus.

setupYou can't be touching yourself.

setupYou can't be thinking about none of that stuff.

setupYou know, you are no sex allowed in church.

punchlineThat's why everybody's fucking in church

tag'cause no sex is allowed.