Drew Nickens

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Watch Drew Nickens's Kill Tony episode 670 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.80 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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I haven't been on a date in two years.

The last time I went on a date was to the movie Sing 2.

Now I was so excited, but I didn't want to be a pedophile,

so I brought someone with me.

Now I was so excited, we shotgun red bulls in a parking lot.

I go to the ticket office, and I'm like, 2 for Sing 2.

And I'm so excited.

And then I realize there's people smiling.

There's people who could tell in my gate, thank you.

And I realize they think that's my special needs chaperone.

They just got any chance of me getting a kiss on the cheek.

So I owned it.

I got a free sticker.

I got a sipping cup.

You know, I was happy.

They can't tell a retarded guy not to talk during the movies.

Oh my God, the gorillas are back.

Yes.

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setupI haven't been on a date in two years.

setupThe last time I went on a date was to the movie Sing 2.

setupNow I was so excited, but I didn't want to be a pedophile,

punchlineso I brought someone with me.