Ali Macofsky

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Watch Ali Macofsky's Kill Tony episode 228 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.58 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

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Hi, I guess I look like porn stars now because of my haircut.

People keep sending me screenshots of different porn stars with the same haircut as me which

is weird because I know exactly when they're jacking off.

Now I'm watching porn, I want to know about these girls I look like, and it's kind of

bothering me because they always have such a nice face of makeup on when they start,

and then when they finish it still looks perfect.

But the worst part is that they act like they've never seen a dick before.

Like this one is about to change their life.

Like what do I do with it?

I'm like do what you did in the last 20 films.

And then they act like it's going to be so big, like they're in so much pain.

And their pain face is all the same.

And it never looks like mine.

Like, if someone just grabs my arm a little bit harder than normal, my face is like this.

I'm just like fuck.

And when they're in pain, they have a face that looks like they're sucking a smoothie

out of a straw that's too small.

They're just like, fff.

Mmm.

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setupHi, I guess I look like porn stars now because of my haircut.

setupPeople keep sending me screenshots of different porn stars with the same haircut as me which

punchlineis weird because I know exactly when they're jacking off.