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Kill Tony #174 - Mike Lawrence & Earl Skakel

2016-10-24

David Shine

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Watch David Shine's Kill Tony episode 174 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.86 punch density, 3.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.88 punch density·2.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.86 punch density·3.00 tag density

- Yeah, what's up everybody?

This is off, whatever, I got a loud no voice.

[Bit 1]

I think that it's good to be racist

against people in certain situations.

Not like racist against people in general

'cause it's ignorant, but racist against people

in certain situations.

Like for example, I went to a Chinese food place

to get some food and the cashier was a white guy.

He's like, "Can I help you?"

And I was like, "Nah."

That's racist, right?

But it's racist in a good situation.

Like I'm not gonna let a fucking white guy

make my Chinese food.

They can make me a sandwich?

White people make great sandwiches.

They put mayonnaise on it and shit.

Delicious.

I'm not gonna let a fucking white guy make my Chinese food.

I like my Chinese food made the old fashioned way.

By Mexicans, mmm.

Oh my goodness.

They put fabulous offering in and shit,

got your whole house smelling like oranges, goddamn.

I think that's enough, right?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI think that it's good to be racist

setupagainst people in certain situations.

setupNot like racist against people in general

setup'cause it's ignorant, but racist against people

setupin certain situations.

setupLike for example, I went to a Chinese food place

setupto get some food and the cashier was a white guy.

setupHe's like, "Can I help you?"

punchlineAnd I was like, "Nah."

tagThat's racist, right?

tagBut it's racist in a good situation.

tagLike I'm not gonna let a fucking white guy

tagmake my Chinese food.