David Shine on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.88 punch density·2.25 tag density
About David Shine's sets
David Shine has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #173 (24 Oct 2016) and the latest on episode #174 (24 Oct 2016).
David Shine came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
David Shine has performed for guest panels including Mike Lawrence, Earl Skakel and Dom Irrera.
David Shine averages 0.88 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 94% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average David Shine follows each punchline with 2.25 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 6 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (1).
Appearances
Jokes from David Shine's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #17424 Oct 2016
Like for example, I went to a Chinese food place to get some food and the cashier was a white guy. He's like, "Can I help you?"
And I was like, "Nah."
That's racist, right?
But it's racist in a good situation.
They can make me a sandwich?
White people make great sandwiches.
They put mayonnaise on it and shit.
Delicious.
KT #17324 Oct 2016
Oh man, I'm pretty silly. I do a lot of dumb shit. Sometimes when I'm bored, I dress up like a bear
and go to the grocery store and buy nothing but honey.
And honey-based products.
Honey nut Cheerios, honey smoked ham, honey buns.
Bears are crazy now I think about it. I want to know who came up with that rule of 1,100-pound bear
bear attacks you supposed to last him and play dead? Like who the fuck told you to do that? The bear?
Hey doll, if you last him and leave your little son, word is fine.
It's a black bear guys, obviously let's not. Let's not be racist. Let's not be racist. Thank you. I'm David Sherr.