Nicole Buchanan

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Watch Nicole Buchanan's Kill Tony episode 174 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.21 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I wish I was less approachable

It's kind of the vibe I have.

Like guys will hit on me not always because they're attracted to me but because I'm like

a safe person to practice on.

Like a cute chubby waitress or a slightly bangable second cousin.

[Bit 2]

My eyes don't really open all the way.

Thank you.

Some people call like sleepy eyes or bedroom eyes, but mostly it just looks like I'm on

something and people told me that all the time growing up.

They were like, you look like a pothead.

And I was like, I don't know what that means.

I'm eight years old.

I get nervous going into interviews that people are going to think I'm high.

So I go in extra alert like, Hey, how are you?

That way instead of thinking I'm like a lazy pothead, they think I'm the much more productive

crack head.

That should be a minute right now.

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setupI wish I was less approachable

setupIt's kind of the vibe I have.

setupLike guys will hit on me not always because they're attracted to me but because I'm like

setupa safe person to practice on.

punchlineLike a cute chubby waitress or a slightly bangable second cousin.