Nicole Buchanan on Kill Tony
4 sets·2.00 bits/set·2.75 beats/set·0.52 punch density·1.29 tag density
About Nicole Buchanan's sets
Nicole Buchanan has done 4 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #141 (6 May 2020) and the latest on episode #190 (6 Mar 2017).
Nicole Buchanan came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Nicole Buchanan has performed for guest panels including Doug Benson, Big Jay Oakerson, Dom Irrera and Mike Lawrence.
Nicole Buchanan averages 0.52 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 71% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Nicole Buchanan's punch density went from 0.46 in the first set to 0.89 in the latest.
On average Nicole Buchanan follows each punchline with 1.29 tags.
Of the 11 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 7 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Nicole Buchanan's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #1906 Mar 2017
This past year I was dumped in a hotel lobby. You ever been dumped in public? No, I cried. And as I was crying a couple came up to us and asked us to take their picture.
I was like, I know you're tourists, but I'm pretty sure crying is the universal language you fucking assholes.
What I'm saying is these people shit on the corpse of my relationship and I'll never forgive them for it
and that's why I hate Koreans.
I'm just kidding, I don't know what kind of Asian they were.
KT #17424 Oct 2016
It's kind of the vibe I have. Like guys will hit on me not always because they're attracted to me but because I'm like a safe person to practice on.
Like a cute chubby waitress or a slightly bangable second cousin.
something and people told me that all the time growing up. They were like, you look like a pothead. And I was like, I don't know what that means.
I'm eight years old.
KT #15324 May 2016
and going to high school in Orange County is pretty much like going to high school anywhere else. of your artists, your jocks, your nerds, a black guy.
Just one.
Kinda like this room.
I was cool. He could have let it go but instead he turned to me and goes, "Nicole, do you even know what NWA stands for?"
And I was like, "National Women's Association?"
Is really embarrassing.
Now I know what it means and then I realized that asshole had me either way because even
KT #1416 May 2020
And I swear to God, my dad always goes, well good, then you'll be happier. I'm like, dad, you know that's not true.
Like, you don't make enough money for me to care.
Not inheriting anything.
No, my family loves me. They like to ask me why I'm still single, but before I can answer, they like answer for me. They're like, "You're too picky, Nicole. You're too picky." I'm like, "Excuse me?" I don't know, I guess I just imagine most families being like, "Nobody's good enough for my baby girl,"
but my family's like, "Lower your standards."
Who do you think you are, bitch? Thank you.