Taylor Rizzo

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Watch Taylor Rizzo's Kill Tony episode 211 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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- Oh, hello!

What?

- All right.

[Bit 1]

I have this really big fear of falling in love

with a girl who's fake,

and I kind of like dictates the type of girls

that I'm attracted to,

'cause I've always been into girls with really big noses,

'cause nobody's faking a big nose.

[Bit 2]

And I don't really like when girls wear a lot of makeup,

which I didn't realize was such a controversial stance

have until I got into an argument with this girl because I made a joke about it

because I said I can't trust you if I don't know what your face looks like.

She was like, "Oh really? What about your beard, huh? Beards are just makeup for

guys." And I was like, "No, because you have to apply makeup every single day, but in

order to have this beard I can't apply myself in life at all, you know?" Like this

is a natural occurrence. If I was stranded on a desert island, this is what

My face would look like but that girl if she was stranded on a desert island. This is what her face would look like

Right

Because she was fucking ugly

Alright, thanks a lot guys fuck. Yes Wow

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setupI have this really big fear of falling in love

setupwith a girl who's fake,

setupand I kind of like dictates the type of girls

setupthat I'm attracted to,

setup'cause I've always been into girls with really big noses,

punchline'cause nobody's faking a big nose.