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2017-08-18

Dan Nolan

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Watch Dan Nolan's Kill Tony episode 211 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·3.75 bits/set·4.25 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.98 tag density·8 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.29 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

So I'm a recovering heroin addict

I gained 75 pounds after I got sober.

I used to shoot heroin, now it just looks like I'm smuggling it.

There's still a bunch of dirty spoons on the floor of my car,

but now they're just covered in pudding.

[Bit 2]

I did some jail time.

I spent six months in jail back in 2014.

First question people always ask me when I tell them that is,

How did you get raped in there?

Which is ridiculous, it was always consensual.

[Bit 3]

Jail's not that bad, you actually just hang out all day,

you can watch TV.

It's just like having a shitty regular life.

[Bit 4]

I had a job, I used to work in the kitchen,

I used to make pancakes,

I used to make 2,000 pancakes a day.

And one day I was walking them through the hallway

I got this giant rack of 2000 pancakes,

and I take a corner, it starts to fall,

and I'm like, oh my God,

I'm gonna drop these pancakes all over the floor,

and I'm just gonna look like a big klutz

in front of the whole jail, you know?

Everybody's just gonna think I'm a goof,

but you gotta look tough in there.

So last minute, right when they're about to leave my hand,

I just went to, yo, fuck these pancakes!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I'm a recovering heroin addict

setupI gained 75 pounds after I got sober.

punchlineI used to shoot heroin, now it just looks like I'm smuggling it.

tagThere's still a bunch of dirty spoons on the floor of my car,

tagbut now they're just covered in pudding.