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KT #749 - SLY STALLONE (KYLE DUNNIGAN) + TONY YAYO

2025-12-23

Ahren Belisle

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Watch Ahren Belisle's Kill Tony episode 749 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.85 punch density, 0.38 tag density.

Career avg·1.90 bits/set·4.20 beats/set·0.98 punch density·1.92 tag density·10 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.85 punch density·0.38 tag density

[Bit 1]

To get the American experience,

I went out shooting the other day.

I shot a .308 in the clay and a handgun.

What kind of idiot would give me a rifle

that's just irresponsible?

They were super cool about it.

The guy hands me a handgun,

but they didn't notice that when they handed me the gun.

They all took like three steps back.

They're like, this is America,

so we are gonna let him shoot.

But also, this very special boy

is definitely gonna shoot one of us.

Luckily, I had my handicap pass,

so I just shot everything.

[Bit 2]

So there's a serial killer in Austin, Texas

that has been killing a bunch of people at Lady Bird Lake.

I have a big secret. It was me.

And I tried to turn myself in and tell them it was me.

And they were like, "No, you're not. Stop playing."

Bunch of ableist assholes.

People always underestimate me.

I could totally drown a dude in a lake.

I almost drown every time I go into a lake.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupTo get the American experience,

setupI went out shooting the other day.

setupI shot a .308 in the clay and a handgun.

setupWhat kind of idiot would give me a rifle

setupthat's just irresponsible?

setupThey were super cool about it.

setupThe guy hands me a handgun,

setupbut they didn't notice that when they handed me the gun.

setupThey all took like three steps back.

punchlineThey're like, this is America,

punchlineso we are gonna let him shoot.

punchlineBut also, this very special boy

punchlineis definitely gonna shoot one of us.