- So, how about that N-word pass?
Come on, bitch, give me that shit.
Look at this motherfucker.
I'm gonna turn to my left, yeah, I'm gonna look right,
yeah, yeah, I'm looking at the panel to my left,
I'm looking at the audience for a little bit,
but then turn it to the left, dope, look it, there we go.
Look at this gay motherfucker, God damn.
Look at this gay motherfucker.
Your face looks red as shit,
you never-honed looking motherfucker, God damn.
She squats her dick, holy fuck, God damn.
There's a black man on the table.
I challenge you to a rap battle.
- What do you know about rap, bitch?
- Fuckin', I'm gonna suck my dick.
Come over here, get on your knees and suck my dick.
That's just a, I'm just sitting in the stage.
All right, give me a beat.
Now what the fuck is that?
Every time I do this move,
I need you to hit the beat the right way.
All right, every time I do this move,
just this move right here,
I need you to do the beat good.
All right, give me five words.
Give me five words right now.
I'm gonna use them in this beat.
Tony, Tony, say five words.
Horse, white, cigarette, gun, whiskey.
What the hell was that tone?
-Give us some gags to shit.
-You want to see some gags to shit?
[Bit 1]
I'm gonna say the N-word in three, two, one.
Nah, I got scared. I got scared.
I was a little afraid of that shit.
Look at it. Look at this motherfucker. Yo ass.
Nope, I'm not saying anything.
You got any questions for me?
[Bit 2]
I keep noticing that your lips are moving and sometimes nothing's coming up.
No, no, no, you didn't, don't shit. You didn't do shit, bitch.
It appears as though if I talk, the guys move lips up a bit.
it appears as though that if I talk his lips off of move,
where the fuck did you find this guy, Timmy?
He doesn't understand the job at all.
- Don't, don't break the fourth wall.
That's up to Rippin, guys, that's up to you, too.
God damn, look at these lights.
I'm getting tired of this shit.
Hit me with the spotlight.
[Bit 3]
Look at this hootie in the blowfish-looking ass
tone number two. God damn.
All right, look at the light.
Anyways, any other questions for me, though?
We watched you come out twice as yourself,
and then you came back a third time as a black man.
How were you able to do this, Timmy?
Your power is no-no bounds.
And I know I'm turned, you know, from the camera,
and that's not good for video, but that's fine.
Now, look, the last time I was on, you know,
[Bit 4]
I set a bar, and I was like, "How do I --
You know how I thought I'd do it?
That's the only way to do it, Tom!
It was the only way to do it.
And I said, "Fuck it. Blackface, black body."
And yeah, I did just gesture to my big black cat.
Wow. Wow. This is incredible.
Uh, Timmy, what have you been up to lately?
I know you've been busy, you've been on the road,
you've had a lot of opportunities lately,
so, uh, what's been happening with you?
What have you been up to with this--
especially with this newfound power of going, uh--
being able to change races and whatnot?
[Bit 5]
Yeah, I've been doing big shows on the road,
I did, uh, you know, I did Denver,
"Mom, boom, got your ass, hit me."
Yeah, I fucked your mom, hit me.
I was up in it so good that she was like,
"God damn, I want you to be my son, hit me."
[Bit 6]
- When you fucked my mom, did you do it normal
or were you in this older blacker man character
that you're able to do now at this.
Never do it normal, Tony.
Yeah, I never do it normal.
No, I fucked her like this.
And, you know, I did it missionary.
[Bit 7]
Can I show you my dick?
Can I just take out my dick?
You definitely shouldn't.
[Bit 8]
Look at this bass player.
Look at this bass player right there.
I'm going to turn-- nope, other left.
Look at the sex player at the fucking piece of--
What the fuck is this guy doing?
You broke the fourth wall, you piece of shit.
- I was fucked up. I don't know.
Somehow, absolutely not knowing which way to face tonight.
Looks healthier than ever, younger.
is there anything else that you do
now that you can become a special black man.
Is there anything else that you find yourself
doing out in society now that you can be black sometimes?
- That's great. Really good question, Tom.
I'm gonna turn my back to the audience for this one,
You're gonna face that way towards the audience?
[Bit 9]
- Yeah, every since I became a, you know,
embraced the power of being an old black man
that I met 10 minutes ago, I--
- I be going to Ross Tres for Lechelot.
This isn't racist at all.
[Bit 10]
- What does it look like when you shoot a basketball?
How exactly do you shoot a basketball?
- How about throwing a football?
Do you know how to throw a football game?
Drop back, take it, bam, laser.
Do you have a good bowling form?
- Yeah, get ready for this shit.
Yeah, I'm looking for my ball.
Bullet right into that guy's face.
- Now, I noticed that you bowl left-handed,
but you shoot basketballs and throw footballs
