Melissa Esslinger

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Watch Melissa Esslinger's Kill Tony episode 109 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.23 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.23 punch density·0.00 tag density

Hi, I'm Melissa. I just moved here five weeks ago.

This is my, well, seventh time with one of these things in front of my face.

And the least that I'm shaking, because I had no time to prepare,

prepare because I didn't know that I didn't.

Oh, fuck.

[Bit 1]

So I'm short, as you can--

So when guys are talking to me, I'm like, hey,

my eyes are down here, buddy.

But--

[Bit 2]

I was at a kids baseball game the other day,

which is weird, 'cause I don't have kids,

but I look really young, so I go places and just fit in.

Sometimes moms just wave me with their gaggle,

and I follow.

Had to get a fake ID, I'm 24,

but people don't believe me when I give it to them.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I'm short, as you can--

setupSo when guys are talking to me, I'm like, hey,

punchlinemy eyes are down here, buddy.