Heath Cordes

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Watch Heath Cordes's Kill Tony episode 681 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.40 bits/set·2.80 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.82 tag density·5 sets

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.45 punch density·1.50 tag density·Big Joke Book

And it has begun.

[Bit 1]

A while ago, when I was in Alabama--

I was living in Alabama--

my mother.

My mother, she sent me nude pictures of herself.

On my cell phone, real time.

Nah, it was an accident, it was an accident.

I hope it was an accident.

That's all you can do.

You can only hope because when your mother

sends you those pictures, you definitely don't reply

to make sure.

Just checking, is this for me?

No, you don't do that with your mother.

You report her, she's in jail.

All right, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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misdirect

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setupA while ago, when I was in Alabama--

setupI was living in Alabama--

setupmy mother.

setupMy mother, she sent me nude pictures of herself.

setupOn my cell phone, real time.

setupNah, it was an accident, it was an accident.

punchlineI hope it was an accident.

tagThat's all you can do.