Kim Congdon

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Watch Kim Congdon's Kill Tony episode 101 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.25 punch density·0.00 tag density

I try to be really funny when I come up here

[Bit 1]

But first of all, I just want to tell you guys to keep me in your thoughts

Nothing's wrong guys. Just keep thinking I'm cute and not sexy

It's getting really bad.

I started hooking up with a guy recently who said he just wanted to have casual sex.

And that really confused me, so I just started showing up at his door on Fridays wearing jeans.

Thank you.

He finally broke down and we spooned.

And I figured out that utensils are really not my thing.

[Bit 2]

He was, I don't think he wants to date me

'cause he says that I'm mean.

He's like, every time I see you, you look so mean.

And I'm like, I'm not mean,

I'm just really, really, really high.

That's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupBut first of all, I just want to tell you guys to keep me in your thoughts

setupI started hooking up with a guy recently who said he just wanted to have casual sex.

punchlineAnd that really confused me, so I just started showing up at his door on Fridays wearing jeans.