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2024-10-01

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 685 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.58 punch density, 2.67 tag density.

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I was -- I was in Oklahoma this weekend, and it was cool.

I like Oklahoma 'cause they had pretty good weed out there.

And I smoked, like, regular a little bit,

but I just liked the flour.

I don't want nothing else.

They brought me some weed, a lot of weed,

and then they also brought me TAC syrup.

And the lady was like, "Listen, this syrup is very potent

and strong, only take a teaspoon."

And I wanted to be funny, so I'm like,

And she went, "Do not do that. You will die, right?"

So my homeboy, he is like a weed kind of,

so he love weed. Weed is his thing, right?

So he was like, "I'm gonna just pour half the bottle

into a cup. I'll be fine."

Now, listen, the bottle had a skull and crossbones on it.

Do not -- You listen, he thought he was better than the dead, nigga.

He not, okay?

Nobody's better than the dead, nigga.

Nobody better than that skull and the crossbones.

You will die, right?

That's why it's there.

That same scotchbone is on bleach.

You understand that?

So he took the drink, right, and he became,

oh, he became autistic.

And not like regular, like nonverbal, autistic.

He was talking to me with his hands.

And then he shit himself, so that was pretty cool.

All right, that's my time.

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setupI was -- I was in Oklahoma this weekend, and it was cool.

setupI like Oklahoma 'cause they had pretty good weed out there.

setupAnd I smoked, like, regular a little bit,

setupbut I just liked the flour.

setupI don't want nothing else.

setupThey brought me some weed, a lot of weed,

setupand then they also brought me TAC syrup.

setupAnd the lady was like, "Listen, this syrup is very potent

setupand strong, only take a teaspoon."

setupAnd I wanted to be funny, so I'm like,

punchlineAnd she went, "Do not do that. You will die, right?"