Nicole Buchanan

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Watch Nicole Buchanan's Kill Tony episode 141 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.46 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.46 punch density·1.00 tag density

Hi guys.

[Bit 1]

I'm a little worried about my dad's health.

We went to the movies a couple weeks ago,

and I heard snoring next to me, but when I turned, he was awake.

So I was like, "Oh shit, that's just how you breathe now."

Like a bulldog.

I always tell him that he should try to go to a doctor

or eat healthier, or I say,

you're gonna put yourself in an early grave.

And I swear to God, my dad always goes,

well good, then you'll be happier.

I'm like, dad, you know that's not true.

Like, you don't make enough money for me to care.

Not inheriting anything.

[Bit 2]

No, my family loves me. They like to ask me why I'm still single, but before I can answer, they like answer for me.

They're like, "You're too picky, Nicole. You're too picky."

I'm like, "Excuse me?" I don't know, I guess I just imagine most families being like, "Nobody's good enough for my baby girl,"

but my family's like, "Lower your standards."

Who do you think you are, bitch? Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm a little worried about my dad's health.

setupWe went to the movies a couple weeks ago,

setupand I heard snoring next to me, but when I turned, he was awake.

punchlineSo I was like, "Oh shit, that's just how you breathe now."

tagLike a bulldog.