Vanessa Johnston

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Watch Vanessa Johnston's Kill Tony episode 141 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 2.50 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So, I'm an atheist, which sucks because I'm afraid of the dark.

[Bit 2]

And we only have one holiday, Black Friday.

[Bit 3]

I'm a devout atheist. I wear a cross to celebrate the death of Jesus Christ.

[Bit 4]

I hope there is a God so that I finally have someone to blame for my daddy issues.

That way if someone was like, "Hey, is everything okay?" I could be like, "No, not really. Our father

keeps just making more children to replace the ones who die.

There are seven billion people on the planet. How many times does he have to come?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

contradiction

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punchlineSo, I'm an atheist, which sucks because I'm afraid of the dark.