Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 754 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density

Hey.

Hope you guys are staying warm, driving safe.

[Bit 1]

There's a lot of ice on the road and not just the good kind.

Not just the brave men and women who are trying to make sure these sexy Latinas don't suck her cocks.

But the bad kind that enters your home without a warrant.

My only problem with ICE is that they're going after every minority group except black people.

I mean, you're trying to reduce crime.

You can just give it more room to breathe.

But I understand.

Can you imagine the shape you have to be

into to deport black people?

[Bit 2]

Yeah, I'm actually training

for the three-gun competition right now.

That's where you shoot a pistol, a rifle,

and a shotgun in under three minutes,

just in case I get carjacked at an Antifa rally.

And a flock of quail fly by.

All right, that's my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupThere's a lot of ice on the road and not just the good kind.

setupNot just the brave men and women who are trying to make sure these sexy Latinas don't suck her cocks.

punchlineBut the bad kind that enters your home without a warrant.