Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 588 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 1.13 punch density, 1.25 tag density.

Career avg·3.23 bits/set·4.21 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.55 tag density·57 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·1.13 punch density·1.25 tag density

- Hey, what's up, guys?

[Bit 1]

You think there's anyone at the protest in China right now

who's like, "Where do you think we are, Communist China?"

Oh yeah, we are.

Sorry, I'll go home.

[Bit 2]

You know, I would hate to be in a crowd crush

like what happened in Seoul or Travis Scott concert.

That's one of my worst fears.

But if I was ever in a crowd crush,

I would try to use that opportunity to get laid.

Like, sorry, my cocks in the way.

If only there was a vagina, I could put it in.

Save some space.

Some gay guy's like, "You can use my asshole."

"Excuse me, sir, I'm a feminist.

Please don't take jobs away from women."

"All right, thank you."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYou think there's anyone at the protest in China right now

setupwho's like, "Where do you think we are, Communist China?"

punchlineOh yeah, we are.

tagSorry, I'll go home.