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Kill Tony #190 - Doug Benson, Big Jay Oakerson & Dom Irrera

2017-03-06

Ali Macofsky

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Watch Ali Macofsky's Kill Tony episode 190 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.44 bits/set·3.24 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.68 tag density·25 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.31 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

I have two older sisters.

They're really good looking.

They're also single.

And I try and be a good little sister whenever I meet a hot,

eligible dude.

I always tell them, tell him, tell whoever, tell their dad.

I say, "Hey, I got two hot sisters."

And they say, "Let me see some pics."

And then I'm in this weird predicament

where I have to go through my phone

and find pictures of my sisters I wanna fuck.

I'm like, "Hey, Courtney looks like she's into butt stuff

"in this pic.

"All Courtney's are into butt stuff."

[Bit 2]

I think it's hard as a woman

and also as a comedian to hook up with guys

because before it goes down they'll always say,

"Hey, are you gonna talk about this in your act?"

I'm like, "I don't wanna talk about this tomorrow."

But if you're into butt stuff,

I know a girl named Courtney, she's a whore.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI have two older sisters.

setupThey're really good looking.

setupThey're also single.

setupAnd I try and be a good little sister whenever I meet a hot,

setupeligible dude.

setupI always tell them, tell him, tell whoever, tell their dad.

setupI say, "Hey, I got two hot sisters."

setupAnd they say, "Let me see some pics."

setupAnd then I'm in this weird predicament

setupwhere I have to go through my phone

punchlineand find pictures of my sisters I wanna fuck.