Nicole Buchanan

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Watch Nicole Buchanan's Kill Tony episode 190 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.89 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

This past year I was dumped in a hotel lobby.

You ever been dumped in public? No, I cried.

And as I was crying a couple came up to us and asked us to take their picture.

I was like, I know you're tourists, but I'm pretty sure crying is the universal language you fucking assholes.

[Bit 2]

I think that's why the selfie was invented,

so that when you're having a Kodak moment at like a funeral

and everyone around you is being a real bummer,

you can take care of that shit yourself.

So you're not like, take a picture of me

next to this dope ass open casket.

Make it look like I'm taking a shit in it.

That's how I shit.

[Bit 3]

What I'm saying is these people shit

on the corpse of my relationship

and I'll never forgive them for it

and that's why I hate Koreans.

I'm just kidding, I don't know what kind of Asian they were.

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setupThis past year I was dumped in a hotel lobby.

setupYou ever been dumped in public? No, I cried.

setupAnd as I was crying a couple came up to us and asked us to take their picture.

punchlineI was like, I know you're tourists, but I'm pretty sure crying is the universal language you fucking assholes.