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Kill Tony #190 - Doug Benson, Big Jay Oakerson & Dom Irrera

2017-03-06

Aphrodite

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Watch Aphrodite's Kill Tony episode 190 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.07 bits/set·3.20 beats/set·0.42 punch density·1.29 tag density·15 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.30 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

I have a disability.

I can't get work because my ass is too big.

It won't fit in the office desk chair.

They have to order me two chairs.

One cheek on each chair.

Do I look like I can type?

Right, hell no, right?

I can type with my breasts.

Ch, ch, ch, ch.

[Bit 2]

I mean, it's really difficult when you're black to get a job.

A lot of white people don't understand that.

I have a friend, she finally got a job.

But comes to find out she took these don't be black pills.

And you're supposed to take them and gradually you turn white.

And I had an interview like a couple days after I got mine,

it's 48 capsules, so I decided to take all 48 of them

at one time, you know?

So sure enough, I got this porcelain white skin,

blue eyes and everything, blonde hair,

and I got the job and everything,

and shipped the lady's hand and told me to come in

Monday, next thing I know, my afro popped out,

I'm like, "Damn."

She said, "You know what, I'm so tired of you

black, nigger-y people coming in here

still in good white people's jobs, okay?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI have a disability.

setupI can't get work because my ass is too big.

setupIt won't fit in the office desk chair.

setupThey have to order me two chairs.

punchlineOne cheek on each chair.