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2016-10-24

David Shine

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Watch David Shine's Kill Tony episode 173 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.91 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.88 punch density·2.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.91 punch density·1.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

Oh man, I'm pretty silly.

I do a lot of dumb shit.

Sometimes when I'm bored, I dress up like a bear

and go to the grocery store and buy nothing but honey.

And honey-based products.

Honey nut Cheerios, honey smoked ham, honey buns.

Those are delicious.

And then I take them to the cashier.

Cashiers usually get mad when you're a grown man dressed

as a bear by a number, honey, surprisingly.

Especially when you don't pay them.

They'll be like, "Sir, that'll be $535."

And I'm like, "What the fuck is dollars, bitch?

I'm a bear."

Then I run away.

"Great way to fuck up somebody's day, let me tell you."

[Bit 2]

Bears are crazy now I think about it.

I want to know who came up with that rule of 1,100-pound bear

bear attacks you supposed to last him and play dead? Like who the fuck told you to do that? The bear?

Hey doll, if you last him and leave your little son, word is fine.

It's a black bear guys, obviously let's not. Let's not be racist. Let's not be racist. Thank you. I'm David Sherr.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupOh man, I'm pretty silly.

setupI do a lot of dumb shit.

setupSometimes when I'm bored, I dress up like a bear

punchlineand go to the grocery store and buy nothing but honey.

tagAnd honey-based products.

tagHoney nut Cheerios, honey smoked ham, honey buns.

tagThose are delicious.