Sean Stewart

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Watch Sean Stewart's Kill Tony episode 707 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.25 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.75 tag density·4 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.31 punch density·0.25 tag density

Woo, howdy, y'all.

[Bit 1]

Howdy, it's crazy inbreeding used to be cool, right?

You had to be rich and famous to fuck your cousin.

A king and a queen, the powerful, fucked their cousins.

Now they fuck kids on an island, right?

[Bit 2]

I'm kind of sad I wasn't invited to that island though.

Not as an adult, but as a kid.

I wanted a Nickelodeon show.

I think it could have been better than Drake and Josh.

Right?

No?

[Bit 3]

Everybody got real mad when they found out Stephen Hawking

went to the island?

I don't know why.

I don't think his dick worked.

If I was a kid on that island that got him on my weekly schedule, I'd be kind of pumped.

Right?

You know he gave some bomb-ass head.

Alright?

It was like, harder, deeper, baddie.

That show would have been great.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupHowdy, it's crazy inbreeding used to be cool, right?

setupYou had to be rich and famous to fuck your cousin.

setupA king and a queen, the powerful, fucked their cousins.

punchlineNow they fuck kids on an island, right?