Mario Zapata

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Watch Mario Zapata's Kill Tony episode 707 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.07 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I don't know if you guys can tell,

but I used to be Hispanic.

Yeah.

My full name is Mario Alejandro Zapata Diaz.

Yeah.

You know who gives me the most shit about being pale?

It's other Hispanic people.

It was like, "Why are you so pale?"

And I'm like, "Well, my family flew here."

[Bit 2]

HBO is remaking Harry Potter.

Fans are concerned because they want to cast a black actor as Snape.

because in the book it says "askaban," not "ax-kaban."

[Bit 3]

I think that the reason the word "retarded"

is such an offensive word

is 'cause so many people are, you know?

Thank you. Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- I don't know if you guys can tell,

punchlinebut I used to be Hispanic.