Vanessa Johnston

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Watch Vanessa Johnston's Kill Tony episode 168 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density

Hey, guys.

[Bit 1]

I went to a park this weekend.

And when I walked up to the building,

there was a sign that said, warning,

chemicals in this area are known to cause cancer and birth

defects.

Welcome to Disneyland, the happiest place on Earth.

[Bit 2]

While I was there, there were people standing on the street

with science preaching, which is weird because why are they

choosing Taurus as their target demographic?

No one's going to come back from vacation

and go, dude, my trip was amazing,

and I got an even more amazing Earth souvenir, the word of God.

That's not happening.

It's not going to happen because Taurus is too happy.

What they need to do is preach at children's hospitals,

where kids are high on morphine and nearly dying,

because they'll believe anything.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI went to a park this weekend.

setupAnd when I walked up to the building,

setupthere was a sign that said, warning,

setupchemicals in this area are known to cause cancer and birth

setupdefects.

punchlineWelcome to Disneyland, the happiest place on Earth.