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2025-09-30

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Watch JP Hinsdale's Kill Tony episode 737 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.67 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.55 tag density·6 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.67 tag density

How's everybody else's bipolar mag depression going?

Fuck yeah, let's do this shit.

[Bit 1]

See a lot of couples in the audience.

That's what's up.

I'm single.

Shut the fuck up.

I'll jump.

Okay?

I warned you.

No, man, it's, if you are with somebody, stay.

Like, stay where you are.

I'm out here in the wilderness.

There's nothing out here for you.

It's just darkness on the edge of town.

[Bit 2]

I was out with a girl recently, and she said,

"If you're lucky, I'll give you herpes tonight."

I had to tell her I wasn't ready for that kind of commitment.

I don't have health insurance.

It's not okay, Cupid.

Uh, that was my time. Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSee a lot of couples in the audience.

setupThat's what's up.

setupI'm single.

setupShut the fuck up.

punchlineI'll jump.

tagOkay?

tagI warned you.