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Kill Tony #177 (Mike Lawrence, Willie Hunter)

2017-08-27

Lindsay Jennings

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Watch Lindsay Jennings's Kill Tony episode 177 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.41 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.71 punch density·1.38 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.41 punch density·0.75 tag density

- What's up?

Yeah, kill Tony.

Hey guys.

[Bit 1]

I've been dating this dude.

He keeps telling me I have masculine qualities.

But he keeps wanting to fuck me.

So I'm like okay, I guess that means that

I'm a little manly and you're a little gay.

[Bit 2]

Same dude hit that booty call up recently

and he turned me down and I was a little upset,

I'm not gonna lie, and I was driving home.

I was at my right mind, you know I was high.

And all of a sudden I found myself

in the Carl's Jr. drive-through,

but I wasn't ordering anything.

I think 'cause I just wanted to say no to a guy.

He was like, "Can I help you?"

I was like, "No."

It felt good.

But then I was like, wait, unless you're off right now.

What do you look like?

It turned into a blind date in the drive-thru.

I was looking at that screen like ASL.

Yeah!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupI've been dating this dude.

setupHe keeps telling me I have masculine qualities.

setupBut he keeps wanting to fuck me.

setupSo I'm like okay, I guess that means that

punchlineI'm a little manly and you're a little gay.