Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 177 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 2.25 punch density, 3.50 tag density.

Career avg·3.23 bits/set·4.21 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.55 tag density·57 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·2.25 punch density·3.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

Hey guys, it's good to be here. I don't like carpool lanes. I feel like carpool lanes like society

"Hey, you know how you're lonely?

"Yeah, do it for longer now.

"Take the long way home. Think about it.

"Watch people with friends whizzing by you."

WTF Society.

[Bit 2]

This girl was like, "My vagina's a 3D printer."

I was like, "That's not even accurate.

"Okay, your womb is a 3D printer.

"Your vagina's a tray."

Schematically. It's not even a very good 3D printer. It only prints one thing with lots of errors.

Takes nine months to print and the whole time it's printing it's complaining.

WTF women. Alright, that's my job. Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupHey guys, it's good to be here. I don't like carpool lanes. I feel like carpool lanes like society

setup"Hey, you know how you're lonely?

punchline"Yeah, do it for longer now.

tag"Take the long way home. Think about it.

tag"Watch people with friends whizzing by you."

tagWTF Society.