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2024-10-22

Kam Patterson

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 688 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.81 punch density, 1.83 tag density.

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This set·5 bits·6 beats·0.81 punch density·1.83 tag density

Yeah, yo.

[Bit 1]

I recently went to an art museum, and they shouldn't let me in places like that.

'Cause it was terrible.

I don't know how to take any art.

I was looking and I was like, "That's just gay."

I didn't have a good time.

I didn't enjoy it.

[Bit 2]

I saw a lot of titties, that was cool.

I counted eight of 'em.

I touched three of 'em, they were close.

They were hard as hell.

[Bit 3]

It's weird to look at art from like,

from old white people.

It's strange, I'm thinking to myself,

why he got on a wig?

He thinking, "Why is this nigga free?"

Right?

So, they confused, I'm confused.

We just lost that at the same time.

[Bit 4]

It was a lot of dicks too.

That was, I didn't like that a lot.

I didn't, let's why don't you enjoy the dick?

Why would you let somebody scope you with a soft,

that's crazy.

And they were like posing this shit like,

"You wanna see my soft dick, go here and look at my soft."

I wouldn't take a picture of my dick on "Flassy."

I would never do that.

Let alone let somebody chisel way at my dick with stone.

I would kill somebody, dog.

And my pubes and shit, I would fucking murder you,

dog, you understand me?

[Bit 5]

And people say, they was like,

They enjoyed having small digs back then.

That meant you was real smart.

And I'm gonna tell you something.

I would've went to Harvard.

All right, oh.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI recently went to an art museum, and they shouldn't let me in places like that.

setup'Cause it was terrible.

setupI don't know how to take any art.

punchlineI was looking and I was like, "That's just gay."

tagI didn't have a good time.

tagI didn't enjoy it.