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Kill Tony #212 (Pauly Shore, Daniel Van Kirk)

2017-08-14

Allie Mccoskey

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Watch Allie Mccoskey's Kill Tony episode 212 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.26 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.26 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

It's good to be here. I'm getting hotter by day, which is exciting.

I'm taking this pill that gets rid of acne.

and today's like day 12 and the first month is the roughest month on Accutane

it's what I call the personality phase. People always try and ask like if you

[Bit 2]

would rather be deaf or blind I think blind is not the way to go I'd rather be

deaf. People say that love is blind and I think that just ugly people think that

when they've made a mistake.

[Bit 3]

It's kind of like people who have a long second toe,

and they're like, "It just means I'm creative."

I'm like, "No, it just means you need to cope

"with your ugly ass toes."

[Bit 4]

I had a deaf Uber driver, and that was exciting.

I noticed that all the Uber drivers I get that are deaf

have lower ratings, and I think it's because people

don't realize that they're deaf,

and they're just having one-way conversations with themselves.

Okay.

- Well, what was the, go ahead.

- And I kind of like having deaf Uber drivers

because I don't have to talk to them,

but one time I had a deaf Uber driver

who was using his hands way too much,

really chatty with the hands.

And I was like, how do I say 10 and two in sign language?

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setupIt's good to be here. I'm getting hotter by day, which is exciting.

setupI'm taking this pill that gets rid of acne.

setupand today's like day 12 and the first month is the roughest month on Accutane

punchlineit's what I call the personality phase. People always try and ask like if you