Melissa Esslinger

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Watch Melissa Esslinger's Kill Tony episode 127 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.71 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.71 punch density·0.67 tag density

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- So I didn't know I had a middle finger till I moved to LA.

I was driving and it just like shot up one day and

Like it surprised me only was like a jack-in-the-box. There's I

wasn't the sound I was going for but that's okay and

It wasn't like a like a half-ass little little hipster finger either

It was like a full-blown firm fuck you finger

Of course me being me. I immediately felt bad and then was sorry

I just think like I lost my track two fingers up it's kind of like Edward fuck

[Bit 2]

you hands and I was wondering like how that started like the middle finger

thing like I wonder if like the Native Americans like had it as like a greeting

but then Christopher Columbus came it was just like fuck you that's mine he

You took it.

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setup- So I didn't know I had a middle finger till I moved to LA.

setupI was driving and it just like shot up one day and

punchlineLike it surprised me only was like a jack-in-the-box. There's I