Aphrodite

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Watch Aphrodite's Kill Tony episode 219 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 1.14 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.07 bits/set·3.20 beats/set·0.42 punch density·1.29 tag density·15 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.14 punch density·1.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Hey, you know, I just really, really have come to terms

with the fact that I can't go anywhere without my ass.

It's really, it's really too much sometimes, you know.

[Bit 2]

My latest problem is with little kids coming up, slapping me on my ass, and they think it's funny.

Okay? They straight up, a dog chowts a little bit of space in the station in me.

And I want to report these little kids to the police, because I'm tired of these little kids,

because see, if I did that to one of them, they want to give me 15 to life.

Somebody out rolling on some little kid's ass, right?

ass right now they do it I want to know who the hell I can report these damn

little kids I'm talking about two years old four years old slapping me on my ass

and thinking it's funny that shit is not funny I want these little suckers

these little motherfuckers arrested okay and I want them to do 15 the life you

[Bit 3]

know it's really a trip when you got a big ass folks I try to turn corner

sometime and I realize how my ass is still around the wall I have to wait

Boy, to catch up with me, it really can be dangerous.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Hey, you know, I just really, really have come to terms

punchlinewith the fact that I can't go anywhere without my ass.