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2024-07-30

Drew Nickens

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Watch Drew Nickens's Kill Tony episode 674 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.28 bits/set·4.61 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.70 tag density·14 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.45 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

All right, ever since I've been made a regular by Tony, my DMs have been poppin'!

I'm talking short, I'm talking tall, I'm talking skinny, I'm talking whaaat?

It's crazy. Some of them are young and fresh, some are a little old reliable, they're amazing.

And some are good and healthy for me, some are dangerous and toxic, but they make me feel so alive.

They all want me to, they love my energy, they even want to be with me, they'll do whatever it takes.

They'll even pay me.

I mean these energy drink companies are really thirsty for me, man. Thirsty as hell.

And they all want to recruit me like I'm the next Billy Mays.

But wait, there's more!

[Bit 2]

There was this health influencer, she slid in my DMs, she said, "Drew, I love you, you're

so cute, but I'm worried about your heart."

And I said, "Baby, it's safe with me."

She said, "No, Drew, I'm worried about your heart.

It's going to explode."

That's when I shotgun an energy drink and then I block that bitch.

Thank you all so much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupAll right, ever since I've been made a regular by Tony, my DMs have been poppin'!

setupI'm talking short, I'm talking tall, I'm talking skinny, I'm talking whaaat?

setupIt's crazy. Some of them are young and fresh, some are a little old reliable, they're amazing.

setupAnd some are good and healthy for me, some are dangerous and toxic, but they make me feel so alive.

setupThey all want me to, they love my energy, they even want to be with me, they'll do whatever it takes.

setupThey'll even pay me.

punchlineI mean these energy drink companies are really thirsty for me, man. Thirsty as hell.

tagAnd they all want to recruit me like I'm the next Billy Mays.

tagBut wait, there's more!