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KT #767 - ARI SHAFFIR - LUIS J GOMEZ - PEYTON RUDDY

2026-05-12

Pat O'Neill

Golden Ticket

Watch Pat O'Neill's Kill Tony episode 767 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·5.60 bits/set·5.80 beats/set·0.70 punch density·0.49 tag density·5 sets

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.47 punch density·0.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Folks, started doing that thing

where you choke yourself while you masturbate.

You guys have heard about this, the cinnamon challenge.

Uh...

Fun times.

[Bit 2]

Last time I did that, I was watching some midget porn.

At least I hope.

Uh...

[Bit 3]

Got a big porn crowd here?

All right, most of you are either Amish or liars.

It's fine though.

[Bit 4]

And watching too much of that stuff growing up,

I think it gave me unrealistic expectations of women.

You know?

Like thinking lesbians would be pretty.

Rarely the case.

[Bit 5]

I dated a Jewish girl once, ended up being a lesbian.

The old double Ike.

- Quarter of the LGBT Jew.

[Bit 6]

You know, the ancient Jews, as legend has it,

they saw Jesus Christ at the Last Supper

picking up the tab for 12 other dudes

and were like, "He must be God.

We have to kill him."

Okay, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Folks, started doing that thing

setupwhere you choke yourself while you masturbate.

punchlineYou guys have heard about this, the cinnamon challenge.