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2026-01-06

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Watch Gordon Dixon's Kill Tony episode 751 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.67 bits/set·5.33 beats/set·0.51 punch density·1.09 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.31 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

Make some noise, Austin. Let's go.

[Bit 1]

I'm 41. If that last dude was 46, he is fucked up, bro.

He got a knee brace from sucking dick.

Ah, fuck that guy, man.

Thank you. Thank you.

Homeless dude. Anyway.

[Bit 2]

I'm 40. I'm a 40-year-old comic.

I hang out with 20-year-olds.

I went to a strip club the other night.

They were all making it rain,

and I tried to pay for my lap dance with a checkbook,

And I knew I was old.

Exactly.

Half of y'all don't know what checkbooks are.

Fuck all y'all people.

Yeah.

This stripper was like, eh, I want to make it rain.

You're going to make an array.

I'm like, how you spill candy with an I-E or a Y?

How you spell this?

It's all right, yo.

It was 12,000.

It was a bounce check.

She's never going to pass that check.

Fuck, yo.

That's cool.

[Bit 3]

I'm celebrating my eighth year out of the service,

so I'm having fun.

I'm fucked up right now.

Thank y'all.

You don't have to clap.

All right.

You don't care about people.

And it's like, thank you.

Thank you.

I served as you, I served as United States

Jehovah's Witness, so yeah.

Exactly, this is a rough night.

Fuck y'all, all right.

[Bit 4]

You guys like handicapped people more than you like

half black people, fuck y'all, man.

Name is Gordon Dixon, my name is--

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm 41. If that last dude was 46, he is fucked up, bro.

punchlineHe got a knee brace from sucking dick.

tagAh, fuck that guy, man.