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2026-02-17

Jordan McDonald

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Watch Jordan McDonald's Kill Tony episode 756 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.23 punch density, 4.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·1.50 beats/set·0.24 punch density·2.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.23 punch density·4.00 tag density·Big Joke Book

What's going on?

[Bit 1]

I've been traveling a lot lately.

When I go to new cities, what I like to do is I like to buy weed.

I like to take that weed and go to parks.

I like to smoke that weed in parks, and I like to watch homeless people.

That's how I judge how much I like the city.

I suggest y'all try it.

I was in Toronto, Ontario, Canada,

not too long ago, any Canadians in here?

Boo, USA, USA, stay with me brother, USA.

I'm gonna start a clam rally in this bit.

No, I was in Toronto, Ontario, Canada,

smoking weed in parks, watching homeless people

not bother nobody doing my thing.

And I see this homeless man walking by himself.

There's nobody else around him.

And he just says out loud,

I only smoke crack on the weekends.

And guess what, big daddy?

It's the weekend.

That's a five-star homeless man right there.

You mean to tell me you're a disciplined crack addict?

It's like, hey Reggie, what you do tonight, baby?

You want some crack?

Nah, nigga, it's Tuesday.

Don't start my crack 'til Thursday, 11.58 p.m.

Thank you.

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setupI've been traveling a lot lately.

setupWhen I go to new cities, what I like to do is I like to buy weed.

setupI like to take that weed and go to parks.

setupI like to smoke that weed in parks, and I like to watch homeless people.

setupThat's how I judge how much I like the city.

setupI suggest y'all try it.

setupI was in Toronto, Ontario, Canada,

setupNo, I was in Toronto, Ontario, Canada,

setupsmoking weed in parks, watching homeless people

setupnot bother nobody doing my thing.

setupAnd I see this homeless man walking by himself.

setupThere's nobody else around him.

setupAnd he just says out loud,

setupI only smoke crack on the weekends.

setupAnd guess what, big daddy?

punchlineIt's the weekend.

tagThat's a five-star homeless man right there.

tagYou mean to tell me you're a disciplined crack addict?

setupIt's like, hey Reggie, what you do tonight, baby?

setupYou want some crack?

tagNah, nigga, it's Tuesday.

tagDon't start my crack 'til Thursday, 11.58 p.m.