Matt Rivera

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Watch Matt Rivera's Kill Tony episode 735 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.63 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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- My grandpa just had a kid?

Yeah, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I don't think that old people should have kids

after a certain point.

I think it's inconsiderate to the rest of your family.

You know? It really screws up your family tree.

Like, why the fuck do I have a two-year-old uncle?

It used to be you respect your uncle.

Now it's don't drop your uncle.

Also, he's not that different from a regular uncle.

You know, very handsy.

He refuses to put down the bottle.

And he sucks on my fingers too long.

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setup- My grandpa just had a kid?

setupYeah, it's actually pretty fucked up.

setupI don't think that old people should have kids

setupafter a certain point.

setupI think it's inconsiderate to the rest of your family.

setupYou know? It really screws up your family tree.

punchlineLike, why the fuck do I have a two-year-old uncle?