Matt Rivera on Kill Tony
3 sets·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.49 punch density·0.56 tag density
About Matt Rivera's sets
Matt Rivera has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #692 and the latest on episode #735 (16 Sept 2025).
Matt Rivera came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Matt Rivera has performed for guest panels including Triple H, Carrot Top, James Mccann and Ian Bagg.
Matt Rivera averages 0.49 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 67% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Matt Rivera's punch density went from 0.18 in the first set to 0.63 in the latest.
On average Matt Rivera follows each punchline with 0.56 tags.
Of the 9 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are double-meaning jokes, ahead of misdirect (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Matt Rivera's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #73516 Sept 2025
after a certain point. I think it's inconsiderate to the rest of your family. You know? It really screws up your family tree.
Like, why the fuck do I have a two-year-old uncle?
It used to be you respect your uncle.
Now it's don't drop your uncle.
KT #70718 Feb 2025
Hey everybody, my name is Matt. I've always struggled with my masculinity. I think it's because I like bubble baths, which is really confusing because now ice baths are cool. It's like what are you getting at top of ice? You're manly and you're stoic,
but you had some soap and you're a pussy. I don't know how to treat people, man.
getting a little freakier in the bedroom recently I had sex in the Amazon
position yeah it's it's pretty hot it's when I'm on top and she's at her phone
looking at throw pillows all right thank you guys all right Matt Rivera the
KT #692
That was weird. But he made an Instagram post about it. Did you guys know that it's not supportive to comment?
I fucking knew it.
I'm worried I'm gonna fuck up and be like, I like Tom boys. It was even worse than I thought.
'Cause I was drunk, I was just like, I like boys, Tom.