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2025-09-16

Uncle Lazer

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Watch Uncle Lazer's Kill Tony episode 735 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.17 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.70 bits/set·4.15 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.76 tag density·20 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.17 punch density·0.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

As you all know, I was in a Western about a year ago, and it's going to release a couple

weeks.

It had to beep in it.

And there's really not an acting class for rape.

Like, anybody ever been by before?

Well...

[Bit 2]

But they paid me 10 grand, so there I am on set,

getting ready to [bleep]

And, uh...

I don't think you just go up to someone and go,

"Hey, I'm gonna [bleep] you," you know?

I feel like you got to rough them up a little bit.

Soften the meat.

And I was working with this little French actress.

"Fuck the French," you know?

And I'm asking her between cents,

I said, "Hey, am I hitting you too hard?

"Is there anything I could be doing better?"

She smoked a little cigarette.

How long you been acting?

I said about six hours.

She said, "Well, we're acting, so act, fuck it."

When the director called action for the next take,

I clothesline that bitch into hell.

I said, "I'm not a fuck my boyfriend is.

"My name's Uncle Leisure, y'all been great."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupAs you all know, I was in a Western about a year ago, and it's going to release a couple

setupweeks.

setupIt had to beep in it.

punchlineAnd there's really not an acting class for rape.