Sean Stewart

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Watch Sean Stewart's Kill Tony episode 735 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.60 tag density·Big Joke Book

Howdy-o, howdy-o.

You guys drinking tonight?

[Bit 1]

Yeah, drink one for me.

I've been sober nine months now.

Yeah, don't worry, I still do drugs.

All right, right.

[Bit 2]

But I have found a loophole to drinking,

or I can still drink without drinking.

You guys heard of boofing?

Right?

I shoved a buzz ball up my ass last week.

It didn't work.

You gotta open it first.

I really wish I would have found it out

before I put a second one up there.

I just thought I had a really high tolerance.

Right?

Now, there are benefits to boofing, though.

There are benefits to boofing.

One, you get drunk faster.

Two, you save money.

And three, I get to come.

And it's so many benefits to boofing, so many benefits.

I don't know if you guys can tell I'm not very good with women.

There we go.

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setupYeah, drink one for me.

setupI've been sober nine months now.

punchlineYeah, don't worry, I still do drugs.