Zeb Green

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Watch Zeb Green's Kill Tony episode 598 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.46 punch density·0.33 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.40 tag density

- Hey, how's everybody doing?

[Bit 1]

Thought I was hard off tonight

by dressing the elephant in the room.

Hi, it's me, I'm the elephant, it's me.

I'm so fat that it's hard for me to find clothing choices.

Usually I have to go with curtains or back to the elephant.

This is full elephant belly right here, cover up my belly.

I'm so fat that even D-madness, sorry.

I'm so happy that D-madness even knew I was fat

I was walking up here because he felt the change in the seismic activity.

Also, so fat because I'm running out of breath.

So I apologize.

[Bit 2]

Just got to Austin and I'm really excited to chase my, excuse me,

really excited to chase my dream because it doesn't involve any actual running.

So that's good.

[Bit 3]

So, uh, even though I'm large and gargantuan,

y'all have to accept me because I'm part of the trans community,

part of the trans fat community. And as you all can see, I'm fully transitioned.

So appreciate it.

Well, I gotta go ahead and do this interview

and go get something to eat, but appreciate y'all.

Fuck you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupThought I was hard off tonight

setupby dressing the elephant in the room.

punchlineHi, it's me, I'm the elephant, it's me.