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2017-03-03

Michael Vargas

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Watch Michael Vargas's Kill Tony episode 183 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 7 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 0.86 tag density.

Career avg·4.50 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.65 punch density·0.60 tag density·2 sets

This set·6 bits·7 beats·1.00 punch density·0.86 tag density

- What's up?

How's everybody doing?

[Bit 1]

Hey, you think if Beyonce ever gets super fat,

they'll start calling her Beyonce?

[Bit 2]

Hey, you think it's super hard for dyslexic people

to do 69s?

They just end up with butts on necks.

It's not fun for anybody.

[Bit 3]

You think it's possible to be a claustrophobic and closet gay?

[Bit 4]

You think a woman's ever had so many abortions,

she's earned the nickname Sandy Hook?

Guys, relax.

I was like fucking four years ago.

[Bit 5]

I want to start a restaurant/whore house

and call it brothels.

We only serve soup.

Yeah, can I get the rim job and the chicken noodle?

Thanks.

[Bit 6]

- Man, I hate when people say no homo, it's fucking stupid.

You shouldn't have to do that

for like complimenting your buddy's shirt.

You don't have to do it for anything else.

You're never like, oh, that's a cute puppy, no beastie.

Hey, congratulations on the birth of your first child.

No pedo.

I'm sorry for your loss, no necro.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupHey, you think if Beyonce ever gets super fat,

punchlinethey'll start calling her Beyonce?