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2018-02-26

Kim Congdon

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Watch Kim Congdon's Kill Tony episode 105 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 1.83 punch density, 2.67 tag density.

Career avg·3.10 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.82 tag density·10 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.83 punch density·2.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

I think I'm bad at forcing guys to be my boyfriend.

I'm not really good at it,

'cause in the one instance that I do like someone,

I accidentally suck his dick too soon.

You ever do that?

I don't know why I do it.

I went for it.

Jesus.

Mom's not gonna like that.

[Bit 2]

My dad walked out on us when we were younger.

It's sad. I think it's more awkward than it is sad because he kept coming back to be fed.

It's like, "Just go, dude. Just leave."

[Bit 3]

So I have abandonment issues, and I decided to go online and seek therapy for it,

but the web page was unavailable.

That was a stab at the heart.

And then my computer packed itself up and got a new family.

Okay.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI think I'm bad at forcing guys to be my boyfriend.

setupI'm not really good at it,

setup'cause in the one instance that I do like someone,

punchlineI accidentally suck his dick too soon.

tagYou ever do that?

tagI don't know why I do it.

tagI went for it.

tagJesus.

tagMom's not gonna like that.