Ahren Belisle

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Watch Ahren Belisle's Kill Tony episode 675 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 6 joke beats, 1.43 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·1.90 bits/set·4.20 beats/set·0.98 punch density·1.92 tag density·10 sets

This set·2 bits·6 beats·1.43 punch density·0.67 tag density

All right, guys.

Alright, one more time for Aaron Belisle, I see what's going on.

[Bit 1]

Now I'm perfect.

And I can dunk.

I'm looking forward to jerking off with my left hand for a change.

I've wanted to be able to say something for a long time, and now I can.

No, I'm not the father.

My niggas.

Being black and disabled are oddly similar.

Really just lost one disability and gained another.

I used to be an inspiration.

Now I only inspire the police.

People used to yell at me asking to pet my dog.

Now they yell, "What up, dog?"

[Bit 2]

I still run slow as fuck.

Fooled ya.

I still run slow as fuck.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineNow I'm perfect.

tagAnd I can dunk.

tagI'm looking forward to jerking off with my left hand for a change.