Anthony Walton

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Watch Anthony Walton's Kill Tony episode 675 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·1.00 punch density·1.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

Howdy, oh boy I used to get bullied a lot

At home

Yeah, Mexicans are vicious, you know

They like to pick your biggest insecurity and use it as your nickname.

I was insecure about looking Asian, as most of you probably thought.

They used to call me Chino, which just translates to Chinese.

And then sang the song, Chino Chino Hapones, Gomakaka Nomidas.

Which just means Chinese, Chinese, Japanese,

eat shit but don't give me any.

That was fun to hear as a child, you know?

You know, first all my cousins would call me Chino,

then the kids, then all the teachers,

which people thought it was my real name.

Which I guess makes more sense than Anthony.

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setupHowdy, oh boy I used to get bullied a lot

punchlineAt home

tagYeah, Mexicans are vicious, you know

tagThey like to pick your biggest insecurity and use it as your nickname.