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Kill Tony #209 (Steve Rannazzisi, Steve Simeone)

2017-08-22

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Watch Rob Smallwood's Kill Tony episode 209 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

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Fuck.

I was asleep in the back.

[Bit 1]

The other day, I'm in West Hollywood.

at the donut shop, see these middle school kids talking,

the one leans over to the other and he's like,

"Yo, bro, real quick, would you suck a dick for a million

dollars?"

I instantly got pissed off because that's an adult

question.

That kid doesn't know.

He doesn't know what rent's like.

He doesn't know what missing a car payment's like.

[Bit 2]

And the other thing that bothered me is like,

that's the worst way to come out.

You know what I'm saying?

'Cause every kid, every guy in your middle school

or high school that said to you,

would you suck a dick for a million dollars?

It's gay as shit now, like this.

And real talk, what's one dick for financial security?

[Bit 3]

Give you guys an example, on the way over here,

I saw a homeless guy with a Yale sweater on.

Student loans are a bitch.

Tell me he wouldn't suck that magic dick though.

This isn't going well.

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setupThe other day, I'm in West Hollywood.

setupat the donut shop, see these middle school kids talking,

setupthe one leans over to the other and he's like,

setup"Yo, bro, real quick, would you suck a dick for a million

setupdollars?"

setupI instantly got pissed off because that's an adult

punchlinequestion.

tagThat kid doesn't know.

tagHe doesn't know what rent's like.

tagHe doesn't know what missing a car payment's like.